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Have never heard a concept explained so well before ... Well, you see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as ... > the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back

Mothers will be Mother. COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff of

Wats Preferable Parkinson's? or Alzheimers? Ans: Parkinson's, It's Better to Spill Half a Peg of Scotch than to Forget where u kept the BOTTLE

A Man & Cockroach Were Talking. Man: “I Have P**** That Three Time Longer Than Your Whole Body” Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than You Can“

For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken Care of. ... He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, since the politi

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause,Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Un

Update on Cinderella ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

INDECENT PROPOSAL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Old Jewish man walking down the street one afternoon sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?" ... "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and walks away

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy win

EVERY Boy / HUSBAND SHOULD READ THIS: "?Love her …when she sips on your coffee ...or tea. She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for you. ?Love her…when she "pushes" you to pray. She wants to be with you in Paradise. ?L

Vitamin F Why do I have a variety of friends who are all different in character? Some of them have obvious flaws, but then, so do I. How do I get along with them all ? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part o