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Dear Victoria's Secret, It may surprise you to learn that the Valentines Day e-mail you sent me had a picture of a scantily clad model. While she was, in fact wearing your product, and I can certainly understand your inclination to advertise, I

Mind you I saw this article on conservative and liberal websites. Federal brownie and oatmeal cookie recipes; twenty six pages long..... I say to myself, "This can not be!" After downloading the actual recipe and entering an alternate universe, it's eas

First buy yourself an incubator and 21 fertilized chicken eggs. You can easily order them through the mail. A human pregnancy is three trimesters and a chicken embryo takes three week to hatch. So you could assign one week to each trimester. Each day cr

One of my favorite books when I was young was Alice in Wonderland. Imagine how dismayed I was to learn in college that I was reading the work of a Victorian Michael Jackson, if you will. But if we threw out every writer with a dubious social life, our

I'll admit it. I've been known to indulge in a little retail therapy from time to time. I have no shame. Malls, small discount stores, websites, family owned shops, it makes no differnce to me. I love to browse and I've learned that it's not the

So........Here I am. Now what? Guess I'll babble. I have heard that there is not a single word that rhymes with orange........and yet I sit in utter wonder staring at my door hinge, who said?