I think the short answer is everything. I'm an atheist and I find comparing going to church and praying being compared to kissing someone's ass to be offensive. You must be like some kind of Super Atheist disguised as a Christian to not be offended here Star cus honestly it doesn't get much worse than this.
Huh, well I wasn't offended at all...I took it as a funny, haha, joke. I mean, when God and praying and swapped out for kissing someones ass for a million dollars with no insurance of ever getting paid, It does seem pretty stupid. But obviously its not the same (technically), so its funny and not offensive....I dont know, just hard to offend I guess, I was totally able to see the funny in kissing ass to money and praying for Heaven. I think what tickled me the most was that I though while reading it, "I would totally kiss someones ass based on a shred of hope from a rumor it would get me a million dollars."...
Not that I disagree with any of it, nor do I not find it funny. That mightbe the most offensive thing I've read in a good while. Good job.