Dear Victoria's Secret,
It may surprise you to learn that the Valentines Day e-mail you sent me had a picture of a scantily clad model. While she was, in fact wearing your product, and I can certainly understand your inclination to advertise, I found it off putting to say the least. You could have at least included a picture of a good looking guy doing the dishes or vacuuming the living room carpet. Heck, him washing the windows would have really turned me on. You could have put a caption over the picture that said work it for him so he'll work for you. I'm just saying you should know your target customer. A girl like me doesn't want to see other girls. Do men run your advertising department? Because they all think we girls just love other girls. As if. Thanks for the world's best chocolate you gave me when I shopped in one of your stores last week. It was pretty darn tasty. Hope to see that add next year! Thanks, Feather
They put the naughty looking girls in there so your hubby won't throw them out! ;p