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Sammy L. For President

Sammy L. said he voted for Obama because he is black. I have been laughing at this ever since I read this because is anyone surprised? What experience did Obama have? What did his record show? What foreign policy credentials did he have? How much executive experience? How much political experience? Was his ideology in line with the vast majority of the American people based on his votes, affiliations, and overall record or was it based on what he and the media spun it? Of course they voted for him because he was black.

What perplexes me about this story is Sammy L's opinion on why Obama is not fit for the White House, here is a quote that I restored from the original source as to not lose the almost harmonious way that Sammy L. articulates his intellectual views with a certain ghetto flavor to it:

"When it comes down to it, they wouldn't have elected a nigger. Because, what's a nigger? A nigger is scary. Obama ain't scary at all. Niggers don't have beers at the White House. Niggers don't let some white dude, while you in the middle of a speech, call'm a liar. A nigger would have stopped the meeting right there and said, ‘Who the fuck said that?' I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected."

I propose right now that Samuel L. Jackson put in his bid for a Presidential run as soon as possible! This is what we need in the White House! Imagine during a bipartisan meeting when a Republican starts making snarky comments Sammy L. takes his gun out and fires into the floor...

-"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?! I didn't mean to do that please continue..you saying something about best intentions...what's the matter?! Oh...you were finished! Oh well allow me to retort! What does a bipartisan bill coming out of Congress look like?!"

The republican in question scared says: "Wwwhat?"

He throws the big desk off to one side and yells "WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM?!!!!"

The terrified Republican says: "Wwhat?"

Sammy L. even more pist and in a rage: "WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!!!

-"Wwhat?"

-"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!!!!"

-"Yyess,, yes"

-"THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?!!!!!"

-"Yes..yess

-"DESCRIBE WHAT A BIPARTISAN BILL GOING THROUGH CONGRESS LOOKS LIKE?"

-"Wwhat?"

Pointing the gun in his face..."SAY WHAT AGAIN!!! SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODAMN TIME!!!!"

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reckoner said 3 months ago ...

I think Obama's done a much better job than Bush.

outlander said 3 months ago ...

The unemployment rate stands as a testiment to why you are wrong.

sean_renaud said 3 months ago ...

Only if you're a liar. Unemployment has decreased under Obama and exploded under Bush.

I'm not sure where this quote creeped out of but simple statitics show Sammy L was likely to vote Democrat regardless of if he was black or not. All minorities do.

outlander said 3 months ago ...

The recession ended June 2009, it is Febuary 2012 and what is the unemployment rate? Even a full year after the recession was considered over the unployment rate was still creeping up. You can see that here.

Even the jobs created can be more attributed to federal hirings and the vacuum created by the finanical crisis. His stimulus to this day still hasn't been completely spent and what has been spent hasn't done anything that can only be seen as very sluggish recovery.

sean_renaud said 3 months ago ...

So according to you the recession ended five months after Obama took office. While technically true hardly anybody treats that as a fact but right there you should stop. You just proved the economy improved under Obama. Lets move onto your next point however since it's an important one.

Obama has shrunk the size of government by record numbers. So it's not federal hirings that are changing things. Private hirings are up.. The stimilus may never be entirely spent seeing how a third of it was tax cuts and only spending in the make Obama look bad sort of way who knows how much of that will simply sit around until hell freezes over? Was it a perfect plan. Fuck no. Better than doing nothing though.

Yeah it's been a sluggish recovery. No small part of our problem is we didn't throw enough money at it. But meh. Riddle me this. What got us out of the Great Depression?

reckoner said 3 months ago ...

outlander said 3 months ago ...

If Obama did absolutely nothing we would have the same numbers because the economy was at bottom and had no where else to go.

And you can honestly and with a straight face say the stimulus did anything to stimulate the economy?

Just under 250 billion when to tax credits and the rest went where? Food stamps? ATF project gunrunner? Violence against woman programs? Energy efficiency programs? How do these things stimulate economic growth?

Plus the GDP seemed to dip right when the stimulus should be taking effect. It is almost as if Obama policies have made the country worse.

The Great Depression was ended by World War II, it wasn't ended by spending us into oblivion. And how the hell does Obamacare shrink the size of government?

sean_renaud said 3 months ago ...

Re-read your last paragraph and think about it.

outlander said 3 months ago ...

The New Deal was a failure, FDR got into office in 1933 and the Depression started in 1929. He increased spending something like 83% and it completely failed.

reckoner said 3 months ago ...

"The Great Depression was ended by World War II"

By spending for WW II

"And you can honestly and with a straight face say the stimulus did anything to stimulate the economy?"

Yes, we'd be much worse off right now. For example, if we'd let the auto companies fail we'd have much worse unemployment.

sean_renaud said 3 months ago ...

The American people didn't think the New Deal was a failure. They elected the man to a record four terms. So clearly the average person thought they were doing better under FDR than before him. Besides once you strip away the heroic ra ras WWII was just the government stepping in and employing everybody. If you claim that WWII is what ended the Great Depression then you're accepting the premise that government spending ended the Great Depression. Unprescendented fuck the cost just solve the problem government spending. It put us into debt (almost identical to the debt we're in now) and you know what we did? We raised taxes on the rich through the fucking ceiling (which oddly enough didn't stop them from getting rich or discourage them from investing) and we were pretty much out from under the debt in roughly forty years. None of this "debt our children and grandchildren will have to pay" because our Grandparents actually manned up and paid for what they had spent. Problem solved. We won't solve it that way again not because we can't. Not even because we shouldn't but because we'd (or you) would rather have the problem than solve it.

outlander said 3 months ago ...

This post was ment to be satire, you guys crack me up, sheesh lighten up. I will do a post on the New Deal.

sean_renaud said 3 months ago ...

Don't bother. Do a post on how World War II didn't end the depression.

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