I hate you!
Speaking English and speaking it well are two entirely different things.
I am not really sure if I got scammed today or not, I guess I'll find out when the phone bill arives.
I get a call today from no doubt India or Pakistan.....the guy wants to verify my free yellow page listing....a listing that has been incorrect for the 8 years that I have been in business....I had an opportunity to fix this a few years back, ironically with someone who spoke perfect English.
I figure this will just take a minute....he says (I think) " The business category is medical equipment, is that correct?" "No" I said "That is not correct, we repair espresso machines, and there is no category in the listings for that." "You repair medical equipment?" he said. "No NOT medical equipment, ESPRESSO EQUIPMENT....you know? Coffee?" "you repair coffee machines?" "Yes" (I figured close enough)
He then tells me that he needs to have someone else talk to me to verify.....I won't quote him verbatim....he barely spoke English slightly better than the 1st guy, but no where near as good as you would hope.....I had to make him repeat himself several times, because he kept mentioning prices among a lot of legal mumbo jumbo fine print kind of shit....he kept telling me that they would send me something and I could decide if I wanted to sign up for additional services, then I could but there was no obligation.
It took about 20 minutes!
Someone needs to explain to these guys the value of short pauses between words! I swear they must use one continuous word when they communicate with one another.....how the hell would a Mexican who speaks little English deal with one of these guys?
I don't experience this often, but why should I ever have to? For God sakes Yellow Pages....HIRE AMERICANS!
Have you ever experienced this?
Every time I fly. The least change is screwed up by someone safely sitting a few thousand miles away.