The hours the three major cable news agencies viewed Whitney Houston's funeral did the atheists in the country have to bury their heads in the sand or God forbid turn the channel over to animal planet? Technically somehow the Constitution claims freedo

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, since the politi

WHY BEING A MAN IS BEST..... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

Dear Victoria's Secret, It may surprise you to learn that the Valentines Day e-mail you sent me had a picture of a scantily clad model. While she was, in fact wearing your product, and I can certainly understand your inclination to advertise, I

Sammy L. said he voted for Obama because he is black. I have been laughing at this ever since I read this because is anyone surprised? What experience did Obama have? What did his record show? What foreign policy credentials did he have? How much e

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You know Eli is going to sleep over at Peyton's tonight with the rest of the Manning Family and during dinner, Eli's going to be sitting there with one ring on each hand and h's totally going to say, "I'll take two rolls please, one for each of my rings

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Update on Cinderella ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

INDECENT PROPOSAL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Old Jewish man walking down the street one afternoon sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?" ... "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and walks away

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy win

I think I've reached a new high in my journey of being so busy taking care of myself that it gets me in the ass. For those of you who are on FB you know what I'm talking about. For those of you who aren't let me repeat myself. This morning I w

A guy calls a company and orders its 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running-shoes and a sign round h